Sunday, August 8, 2010

Sourtoe Cocktail

So ladies and gentlemen, we're here today to discuss an absolute abomination in the world of bar-tending! This is a drink that will assuredly make you cry out "Why on God's green earth are Canadians allowed near alcohol?!" A question which has puzzled mankind for many years!

Yes my dear reader, we are talking about the sourtoe cocktail, the only drink to contain a real, fleshy, decomposing human toe!


Yup....... just think about that for a bit!

These are human toes donated to the the Downtown Hotel in Dawson City, Yukon! Slapping down five dollars will give you the sourtoe cocktail and make you an official member of the the exclusive Sourtoe Cocktail Club.

Why donate your body to science or some dumb cause like that when you can choose to have your fresh corpse stripped of it's toes for salty old patrons to down with their whiskey sours! So this is my challenge to you dear reader, go to Yukon and join the exclusive Sourtoe Cocktail Club, and remember, it doesn't count unless the toe touches your lips!

I'll be at home enjoying a nice drink devoid of human extremities!


Feel free to visit the Sourtoe Cocktail Club's website at http://www.sourtoecocktailclub.com/sourtoe.html
At least the music is good!

1 comment:

  1. Well that's totally just freaking horrific.

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