So there folks you have one of the first educational sections of preposterous food, unless you count our recipes as educational. We don't.
|Truly, is there any greater sight than butter Ben Franklin?|
"But Nolan and Adam," you might be saying "why are glorious chefs such as yourselves concerned about such a commonplace food? Butter isn't preposterous?" Well, butter as a singular item isn't preposterous but when you roll it in flour, deep fry it, sprinkle sugar over it, and serve it as a desert, it teeters somewhere between preposterous food and affront to humanity. And that's what we're exploring today, the crusty golden goodness that is deep fried butter!
Yes my dear reader, deep fried butter, quite possibly one of the greatest applications of butter since the ingenious butter stick applicator.
|One of the milestones in mankind's inventiveness!|
|Butter balls or turds? You decide!|
|Bacon Hitler disapproves of your non-bacon travesty!|
And so we end this section of preposterous food, secure in the knowledge that we have made you smarter and more productive members of society. With your new found appreciation of butter and it's less orthodox uses, we're sure you'll live a much richer, though shorter, life! Now we need to go prepare for our own version of fried butter, which may collapse the universe with it's awesomeness! Get ready: We want to take the whole eight tablespoons of churned fat..... deep fry it.... and put it on A STICK!!!!